1
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I do.

2
00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,997
I do.

3
00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,947
You've made me
very happy, my dear.

4
00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,524
I am happy too.

5
00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,235
I wish only that your son
would have come to our wedding.

6
00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,991
My son has problems.

7
00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,823
How can he have problems
with a father like you?

8
00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,752
He has problems
because he has a father like me.

9
00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,916
"Dear Walter, wedding snap
of me and your new mom.

10
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We won't be coming to New York
for the 2.9 million reasons...

11
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you are more than aware of.
Love, Dad.

12
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P.S.: Give my best to the Cheap Girls.
They were my favorite."

13
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- Very pretty, your new mom.
- We used to be a respectable law firm.

14
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- Now look at him.
- Looks happy to me.

15
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He steals the money, I get the bills.
Dad, why did you do this to me?

16
00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,898
- Well, I can see why.
- Good night, Walter.

17
00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:25,293
- "New mom." How old is that girl?
- Good morning, Walter.

18
00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,342
Don't they have any laws in Brazil?
Don't they have any police?

19
00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,341
Don't be so conventional.

20
00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,716
I'm a conventional
kind of guy.

21
00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,052
That's all I ever wanted to be,
just conventional.

22
00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,854
A little house in the suburbs,
a white picket fence...

23
00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,148
maybe a dog, 2.4 kids...

24
00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:48,070
and just to round it out... a wife.
Will you marry me?

25
00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,531
Walter...

26
00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,322
My darling...

27
00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,745
I love you very much.

28
00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,619
But why do we need a piece of paper
from the state of New York?

29
00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:04,374
One bad experience, that's all.
You just had one bad experience.

30
00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,041
Just give me
a little more time.

31
00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,719
Okay.

32
00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,468
But I can't live
this life of shame much longer.

33
00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,676
You're gonna have to make
an honest man of me.

34
00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,851
I like the kissing part.

35
00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,645
- Did you hear that?
- What?

36
00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,402
Somebody just came in
our front door.

37
00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,198
Be careful, Walter.

38
00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,745
Oh, my God!
You're still here?

39
00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,078
Boat has docked.
He's here, you're out.

40
00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,380
Who the hell are you?

41
00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,792
Maestro is back!

42
00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,924
I thought he wasn't coming back
until next week.

43
00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,509
You know Maestro.
He surprise you.

44
00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,560
What are you talking about?
Who is this guy?

45
00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:06,516
- I thought I had a year.
- You did, but year has come and gone.

46
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:12,063
What you do? You stayed in bed all the time?
Didn't look for apartment?

47
00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,445
I... did.
There are no apartments.

48
00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,447
Yeah, right!

49
00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,325
Who are we talking about?
Who is this guy? Who are you?

50
00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,624
- I'm talking to him, he won't answer me.
- When is he coming here?

51
00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:28,454
Oh, maybe a minute, maybe an hour.
But he will come.

52
00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:33,129
It's him you're talking about,
isn't it? The lunatic is back.

53
00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,085
Yes!

54
00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,341
I thought he was in Europe.

55
00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:41,800
He was, and now he's back,
and you're out!

56
00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,183
Oh. All right. I'm sorry.
Look, guys...

57
00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,481
why don't I talk to him.

58
00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:51,151
Maybe we can
live here all together.

59
00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,648
Wait. Wait.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

60
00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,778
You're not lookin'
at a charity case here.

61
00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,486
If this is his apartment,
we'll get out.

62
00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,698
It's no problem.
Could you just give us a few minutes alone?

63
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,454
Sure, I understand.
Have a nice day.

64
00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,214
What are we gonna do?

65
00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,213
This is New York City.
It takes months to find a place...

66
00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,090
even if you're rich.
And we're broke!

67
00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:21,139
We're doomed, homeless, penniless.
Doomed.

68
00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,763
- I'm sorry, Walter.
- No, no, no. It's not your fault.

69
00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,686
We both knew
he was coming back.

70
00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:30,015
It's just that
we've been so happy lately.

71
00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,521
Jack can help us.

72
00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,569
Isn't Jack in jail?

73
00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,863
No. No, he got off
with a small fine.

74
00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,942
Jack's a perfectly legitimate
real estate agent.

75
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:45,786
- Well, as long as we're together...
- nothing bad can happen.

76
00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,581
- Good morning, Realty Office.
- Oh, here's a beautiful place.

77
00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:54,836
It's only an eight-hour commute to New York City.
You don't get in more than once a week, do you?

78
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,044
<i>I'll even go to SoHo.</i>
I looked at a loft there a few years ago.</i>

79
00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,346
It was $350 a month.
It's probably gone up, but...

80
00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,846
<i>SoHo, 350 a month.
Let's see, Eisenhower was president, right?</i>

81
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,678
<i>I'm worried, Jack.
I'm very worried.</i>

82
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,230
Listen, Walter,
I gotta take a call.

83
00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:15,186
Meet me at the jogging track at 1:00.
You won't recognize me. I'm so thin!

84
00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,772
Where have you been?
You're almost late.

85
00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,449
Martha, in this country
we have an expression for almost late.

86
00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,652
It's called "on time."

87
00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,954
- You don't seem nervous.
- I'm not.

88
00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,407
She's not nervous.
I'm nervous!

89
00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:32,495
- You're hysterical.
- How is Walter taking it?

90
00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,548
Taking what?
There's nothing to take.

91
00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,216
Here he comes!

92
00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,101
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

93
00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,480
It's a great pleasure
to be back with you again.

94
00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,526
I'm sure you feel the same.

95
00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,981
When I left, you were
the finest orchestra in the world.

96
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,237
God knows what a season
under the heavy hand...

97
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,944
of my esteemed
colleague has wrought.

98
00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,496
Let us assess the damage...

99
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,375
with the Haydn,
from the beginning.

100
00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,105
Jimmy!

101
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,030
Watch it! Watch it!

102
00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,908
Jimmy!

103
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,578
Walter, big guy!
Big "W." What's shakin'?

104
00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,281
I've got some papers!
The band has to sign these!

105
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,163
- What is it?
- Well, it's the Roy Rogers restaurants...

106
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:58,167
we bought into,
and I sold off the Tucson property.

107
00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,045
This is their share,
and this is mine.

108
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:05,004
Now, I figure that cancels out
half my father's debt...

109
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,635
but check your records,
make sure we agree.

110
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,888
Walter, what are you
payin' them back for?

111
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,938
They're used to people stealin' from 'em.
This is only gonna confuse 'em.

112
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,107
They've got too much money
now as it is.

113
00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,061
Jimmy, you're their manager.
Why are you telling me this?

114
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:25,525
- Because I like you better than I like them.
- But they're your sister and your brothers!

115
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:47,012
The union forces me
to allow you to go to lunch...

116
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,011
in spite of the way
you've played.

117
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,310
Those of you with consciences
will not be able to eat.

118
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:56,479
And those of you whose consciences
match your talents...

119
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,976
go stuff yourselves.

120
00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,184
I hope you choke.

121
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:04,279
Jog with me, Wally.
I don't wanna break my rhythm.

122
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:09,656
- How long have you been doing this, Jack?
- Oh, six months. It's great.

123
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,328
Next month I'm gonna run
in a 1-K.

124
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:16,749
Would you believe it?
Before I started this, I couldn't fit into these clothes.

125
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,749
I feel better. I look better.
I sweat better.

126
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,458
So you called my office.
Do you have some good news for me?

127
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,419
Good news? When you hear
what I got for you, just remember:

128
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,003
This is a conservative club.

129
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,180
Don't rip off my shoes
and kiss my feet!

130
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,599
You don't have to worry
about that.

131
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:36,724
You asked for an apartment?
Something nice, yet affordable?

132
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,147
Uh, Jack, could you sweat
the other way, please?

133
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:43,978
- Wally, will you listen to me?
- Not if you keep calling me Wally.

134
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,236
- What is that?
- Oh, it's nothing. It's a pulse alarm.

135
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,864
- Well, maybe we should stop.
- No, no, no. These things are unreliable.

136
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:56,824
Walter, can you get your hands on
$200,000 by close of business Friday?

137
00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:02,083
Well, let me see. If I sell everything I own,
maybe I can buy you lunch.

138
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,206
Jack?

139
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,543
Jack, are you all right?

140
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:14,841
- I'm fine, really.
- Take it easy, Mr Schnittman.

141
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,302
- Has this ever happened before?
- Yeah.

142
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,808
Seven times
in the past five months.

143
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,061
I thought jogging was getting you
in better shape.

144
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,767
- It is.
- Yeah.

145
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,729
Thanks to the jogging,
now I can lift him into the ambulance.

146
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:31,362
- Walter, this is a million-dollar house, literally.
- I just want an apartment.

147
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,445
My girlfriend's ex-husband
returned from Europe today.

148
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,574
That's nice.

149
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:40,159
No, we have to get out of his place now.
It's an uncomfortable situation.

150
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:44,291
Why would somebody sell
a million-dollar house for 200,000?

151
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:48,250
Who knows?
A divorce, loan sharks...

152
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,131
drugs, sudden death.

153
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:54,761
The point is: You get to capitalize
on a fellow human being's misfortune.

154
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:59,015
That's the basis of real estate.
Have we got a deal?

155
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:04,475
- You are more beautiful than ever.
- Thank you. So are you.

156
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:09,905
- Why did we ever get divorced?
- So we could look better, for one reason.

157
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,573
- Can I speak frankly?
- Anything's possible.

158
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,496
Anna, I have learned
that my life is meaningless without you.

159
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,699
I know we made
a mess of things before...

160
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:24,161
but I wanna put the past behind us
and begin again fresh...

161
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,373
and new, and at the same time
older and wiser.

162
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,082
- Can we do that?
- No.

163
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,169
- What do you mean "no"? Why not?
- I love Walter.

164
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:36,052
- "Walter"? What Walter?
- Oh, Max, you know exactly what Walter.

165
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,724
Don't be ridiculous.
He's not even a musician.

166
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,848
Many people aren't.

167
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:45,353
Anna, please, I have finally discovered there
is only one person in the world who matters to me.

168
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,025
And that's you.
I've known that for a long time.

169
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,695
No. You love me,
and I love you.

170
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,523
You love you.
I love Walter.

171
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,574
Will you stop saying that?

172
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,029
Max, it's over for us.
Over.

173
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,956
All right.
Then just go to bed with me.

174
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,621
A few of the Maestro's things.
He moves back in today, you know.

175
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,047
Yeah, I know.

176
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,466
Party's over for you guys.
You'll have to go home.

177
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,964
Some girl called.
Said she'd taken a lot of pills...

178
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,137
and was gonna kill herself
if you didn't call her.

179
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,385
No, no. I get those calls
two or three times a week.

180
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,808
- She really sounds bad.
- I think she sounds awful...

181
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:24,103
but she sold
six million records last year.

182
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,979
- Walter!
- Hey, how are ya?

183
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,527
I gotta get some food
right now!

184
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:40,321
Okay, we promised never to come to your
place again, but this is a major crisis.

185
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,155
It's not my place
any more.

186
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,492
When your father took all our money,
you were so nice to us.

187
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,374
You washed my hair.
I didn't forget that.

188
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,626
We trust you, Walter.
We need your advice.

189
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,254
I am sure I did not
wash your hair!

190
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,756
Look, I gotta get up early
tomorrow and go see Benny.

191
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,805
- You see Benny?
- What's your problem?

192
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,134
- We want to change the name of the band.
- You can't do that!

193
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,844
You've spent years and a fortune
to make your name a household word.

194
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,056
Your name is perfect. "Cheap Girls."
I love it.

195
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,393
- I'm not sure it's us.
- It is.

196
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,524
We wanna call ourselves
"Meryl Streep."

197
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,237
No, no. You cannot call yourselves
"Meryl Streep."

198
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,284
- Maybe she'll be flattered.
- No.

199
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,410
In fact, considering your act,
I think I can guarantee a giant lawsuit.

200
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,915
Don't take off your coat. Forget it.
You are not calling yourselves "Meryl Streep."

201
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,089
- Come on, we're gonna go see a house.
- A house? Where?

202
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,340
- An hour away from everyone.
- How about "Debbie Reynolds"?

203
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,181
Thanks very much.
Keep the change.

204
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,107
- This can't be it.
- It's the address.

205
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,478
It's... beautiful.

206
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,189
I know.
Somethin' must be wrong.

207
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,616
Well, let's go see.

208
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,698
- Hi! Come on in.
- Thank you.

209
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,342
Excuse the way
the place looks.

210
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,755
I really let it go to hell
since Carlos left.

211
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,557
But the house is beautiful.

212
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,387
Carlos and I
were very happy here.

213
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,063
It's all over now.
The living room's in here.

214
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,813
- This is great!
- Fabulous.

215
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:38,530
Listen, if you want any of the furniture,
it's all for sale.

216
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,154
Well, I think that we'd like
to decorate it ourselves.

217
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:46,158
I'd sell it cheap.
I need all the money I can get.

218
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:50,663
Goddam bloodsucking lawyers
are bleeding me dry.

219
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:56,206
The floor just needs a little polish.
The bedroom's up here.

220
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,426
I'm trying to save a few bucks
on the lights...

221
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,175
for the bloodsucking lawyers.

222
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,302
I think it's lovely.

223
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:10,516
There's a tricky step.
I keep meaning to fix it.

224
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,771
- What a beautiful bed!
- Could I use your bathroom?

225
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,978
Would you use
the one downstairs?

226
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,779
All my personal things
are still in this one.

227
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,732
Oh. Sure.

228
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,742
Happiest moments of my life
since we left Paraguay...

229
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,620
have been spent
right here in this room.

230
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,747
You lived in Paraguay?

231
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,295
Ten wonderful years.

232
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,123
Carlos is from Asuncion.

233
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,839
Or at least he...

234
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,221
I'm awfully sorry.

235
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,227
About what?

236
00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:01,272
- I don't know actually.
- Do you wanna buy the bed?

237
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,404
- I... I think so.
- You know...

238
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,446
you think
you know somebody...

239
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,702
after 25 years...

240
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,034
and then one day...

241
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,120
Israeli Intelligence
comes to the door.

242
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,126
Israeli Intelligence?

243
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:24,336
Last Tuesday.
That's why I've gotta sell the house.

244
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:28,798
It turns out,
Carlos was Hitler's pool man.

245
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,570
There's a lot of grounds,
but the maintenance isn't too bad.

246
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,072
I've always done it myself,
but you could hire a gardener.

247
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,281
A gardener? No, no. I could handle this.
This'd be a piece of cake.

248
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,163
Really?

249
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,794
Fabulous car!

250
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,670
- What's it called again?
- It's a Lincoln.

251
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,877
- They don't make 'em like this any more.
- It's a beauty.

252
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,884
Do you like it? I'll throw it in
if you buy the house.

253
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,057
That's very generous.

254
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,806
I'm desperate.
Can we close?

255
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,012
Well, we need a little time to...

256
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,395
There isn't any time.
Extradition is Friday.

257
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,521
- Extradition?
- I'll tell you later.

258
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,526
- I need an answer by close of business tomorrow.
- Oh, you'll have it.

259
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:30,532
By the way, you have the most
beautifully kept pool I've ever seen.

260
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,205
Oh, God. Oh, God!

261
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,282
What did I say?

262
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,085
What did I say?

263
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,373
Jack was right.
We can't lose.

264
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,501
- Nothing can be this easy.
- Sure it can.

265
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,881
You know what this is?

266
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,339
This is the short line
in Motor Vehicles.

267
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:52,632
What?

268
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,763
You go to Motor Vehicles
to get your license renewed...

269
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,311
and you get on this line
that reaches to Spain.

270
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,390
And right next to it is this little
short line with only two guys on it.

271
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,522
But you don't get on that line, 'cause you think
something must be wrong with it...

272
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,980
otherwise everybody else would be on it,
so you waste three hours.

273
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:11,034
I got on the short line once.
It was for farm vehicles.

274
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,861
I want this house.
I need this house.

275
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,787
We need this house.

276
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,490
Could be great.

277
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,454
Say yes!

278
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,957
If we do this,
we do it together.

279
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,293
I'm putting in half the money,
or I'm not going in.

280
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,174
Great!

281
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,181
- I thought you'd give me an argument.
- If I had any money, I would.

282
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,975
Where are you gonna get
your half?

283
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,644
Max.

284
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,269
I'll sell him everything I got
in the divorce.

285
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,147
- What about your half?
- I'm goin' straight to the top on this one:

286
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,523
Billboard's Artist of the Year.

287
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,651
He, who last year alone
sold 22 million records.

288
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,652
Benny?

289
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,448
- Yeah.
- Benny himself?

290
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,738
Did you hear that?

291
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:01,326
The train is coming,
right when we decided to buy the house!

292
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:05,164
This has got to be an omen.
I can feel it!

293
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,965
This is it!
Everything's breaking for us!

294
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,141
You say
you have an appointment?

295
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,023
I don't say I have an appointment,
I have an appointment!

296
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,025
- Hi, Mr. Fielding.
- Hello.

297
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:33,278
- What the hell does he want?
- I don't know.

298
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,031
Didn't you ask him?
What's the matter, I gotta pay you to think?

299
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,909
He just told me he wants to see you.
Sorry, Benny.

300
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:42,663
Oh, well, that makes everything better.
Walter, how are ya?

301
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,585
Okay, you've seen me. Is that it,
or do you wanna talk too?

302
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,587
I wanna talk.

303
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,215
Figures.

304
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,008
All right.
You've got five minutes.

305
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:05,018
Are you gonna let her do that?
Are you gonna let my mother clean that carpet?

306
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,942
- Thanks, Benny.
- Don't mention it.

307
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:12,147
- I made a nice pot roast.
- Don't mention that either.

308
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,572
He never eats.

309
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,697
Look, Mom, we're real busy here.
Why don't you go watch TV?

310
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,998
Hey, keep it brief.
I got a chick waiting in the Jacuzzi.

311
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,372
I wish I had
a hundred more like him.

312
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,252
There is a house I want to buy.

313
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:34,131
Let's just cut to the chase, okay?
What do you want?

314
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:38,674
I want you to loan me
$200,000 in cash.

315
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,349
No.

316
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,393
Benny!

317
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,938
- You shout at me?
- I shout at you!

318
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,062
- I need that money, and you're gonna loan it to me!
- I will not!

319
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,189
- Yes, you will.
- No, no, no!

320
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:55,193
Yes, you will! I saved you
ten times that in taxes last year!

321
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,573
- So what?
- Benny, if you don't loan me that money, I'll...

322
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,950
You'll what, huh?
You'll what?

323
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,374
I'll not like you any more!

324
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,630
- All right.
- Thanks.

325
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,222
Great! Great!

326
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,636
They bought it! All right, gang!
Way to go!

327
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,017
Not again!

328
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:24,680
- How's it going?
- Fine.

329
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,926
What's that on your face?

330
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:31,888
The ceiling.
Seems to be coming down in the bedroom.

331
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,941
Oh. Well, I'll get to that later.
I only got two hands.

332
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,313
- Okay.
- Okay.

333
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,734
- What the hell was that?
- All I did was turn on the water.

334
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,615
That's all?

335
00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:34,041
- That doesn't sound good.
- No.

336
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:38,371
You should see the...
I guess it's the water.

337
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,081
I don't know.
It's revolting.

338
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:44,544
Okay. So the plumbing's not perfect.
We'll get it fixed.

339
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,800
- It's not the end of the world.
- You didn't see that water!

340
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,851
Look, this is an old house.
It's gonna need some work. You've gotta expect that.

341
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:55,395
I didn't expect that water.
It had legs.

342
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,565
A little work,
a little care...

343
00:25:57,639 --> 00:26:00,108
a little imagination,
and it's gonna be great!

344
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,653
It's gonna be fun fixing it up.
You'll see.

345
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,356
I don't know, Walter.
I've never been any good at that kind of thing.

346
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,861
- What kind of thing?
- Work.

347
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:11,366
You can't go into it with that kind of attitude.
You've gotta be more positive.

348
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,864
I'll try.

349
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:18,414
A little care,
a little imagination...

350
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,963
and a positive attitude.

351
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,005
What was that?

352
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,213
Nothing, dear.

353
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:02,204
Son of a bitch!

354
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,379
- Oh, Walter!
- The stairs are out!

355
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,757
Honey,
you're on my fingers.

356
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,223
Sorry...

357
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,694
I'd help you with that,
but somebody stepped on all my fingers.

358
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,446
I said I was sorry.

359
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,825
I didn't expect your fingers
to be on the floor, my darling.

360
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,872
I know.
I'm just cranky.

361
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,247
I guess it's having just thrown
$200,000 into the toilet.

362
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,749
Either that
or the intense pain.

363
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:28,833
It's only the first day.
You're not gonna give up on it already!

364
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,543
Oh, yes. Yes, I am.

365
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:34,301
No, you're not.
I'm not gonna let you.

366
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,428
There's a chance we could fob it off
on the Cheap Girls.

367
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:41,262
- We're not going to sell it.
- The land, at least, has got to be worth something.

368
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,849
The house is going to be great!

369
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:47,606
Yeah, if we can peel
the rind off it.

370
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:52,068
- What?
- It's a lemon, honey, let's face it.

371
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,195
You can't just quit.

372
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,528
I'm a quitter,
and I'm not ready to quit yet.

373
00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:59,454
Why not?

374
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,951
Commitment.

375
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,877
Oh. That!

376
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,584
You're right.
The house is gonna be great.

377
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,337
I promise.

378
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,109
Lady, this is impossible.

379
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:33,610
- Oh, nonsense. You're doing fine.
- I feel like I'm gonna die.

380
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,783
You're not going to die.
I'm holding the ladder.

381
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,327
If you fall,
land on the mattress.

382
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:40,279
Hello. Yes.

383
00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:44,583
Yes. We're having some
problems with our plumbing, and I was...

384
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,127
Fielding. Walter Fielding.

385
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:50,797
There's no reason
why you should've heard of me.

386
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,718
- I don't have any references. I just...
- Somebody here call a carpenter?

387
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,670
Oh, yes. We did.

388
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,847
- Don't let go of the ladder!
- I wasn't really holding it, anyway.

389
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,348
How much do I make a year?

390
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,728
Uh, how much
do you make a year?

391
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:09,774
Really?

392
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,945
- No. No, that's not a Jewish name.
- You're kidding, right?

393
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:16,399
- Get out of my life, would you?
- Don't touch me, pig!

394
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,200
- Oh, you're cute when you're mad.
- I'm serious. Get away from me.

395
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:21,324
- Hey! Let go of her!
- Stop it!

396
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,076
That's my wife!

397
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,078
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm sorry.

398
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,125
She didn't say nothin'
about being married.

399
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,828
I just thought
she was good-lookin' wool.

400
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:33,666
This animal attacked me!
I didn't say anything about anything.

401
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,626
Look, I don't wanna
cause trouble.

402
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:38,633
If I came on a little strong,
I'm sorry, okay?

403
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:41,261
- No, it's not okay.
- Just get out of here.

404
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:45,095
Well, okay.
If that's what you want.

405
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,307
- I think we should call the police.
- Hey, let's not get nuts here.

406
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,357
Who are you anyway?

407
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,061
Art Shirk.
I'm the carpenter.

408
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,364
- I think we spoke on the phone.
- You're the carpenter?

409
00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:01,410
- Yeah. Well, I guess I'll be going.
Oh, wait a minute! Just wait a minute.

410
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:04,204
- Maybe we can clear this up.
- Clear this up?

411
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:05,906
What are you doing?
He tried...

412
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,208
I know, but he's supposed to be
a really good carpenter.

413
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:12,208
- He tried to attack me.
- He just thought you were good-lookin' wool.

414
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,587
An attractive woman.
He didn't know who you were.

415
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:18,214
I don't know who you are!

416
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,762
Look.

417
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,383
Do you know how hard it is
to find a really good carpenter?

418
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:27,185
Besides, I think he's got a brother
who's a plumber.

419
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:30,104
- Really? A brother who's a plumber?
- I think so.

420
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,935
- Do you think I should sleep with him?
- Maybe just this once.

421
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:39,944
I think I'm going to start dinner.
The house is gonna be great.

422
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,111
Great.

423
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:49,625
- Great!
- Hey, I'm sorry about that.

424
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,248
Oh, it's all right. You'll have plenty
of opportunities to make it up to us.

425
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:57,254
You know, usually a woman calls a carpenter,
she's lookin' for the old "hammer and nail."

426
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,426
- And I don't mean...
- Yeah, I know what you mean.

427
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,380
Hey, buddy,
did you really buy this house?

428
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,430
Yes, I did.

429
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,996
Now, what was over there?

430
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:32,042
The stairs. It began right there
and it curved all the way...

431
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,424
Oh, my God!

432
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,758
No,don%!

433
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,136
What's the matter?

434
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,767
- I was just lighting the oven.
- Just lighting...

435
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,941
You could've been killed!
We could've all died!

436
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:59,816
Oh, well, thank you very much.
I'm not completely helpless in the kitchen.

437
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,989
I do know how
to light an oven.

438
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,316
Well, yeah, but...

439
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:08,116
- You mean this thing works?
- So far, so good.

440
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:12,075
Well, it's amazing.
What about the... What do you call these?

441
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,080
The burners.
I haven't tried them yet.

442
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,582
Maybe we shouldn't
press our luck.

443
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,131
- Wanna see the refrigerator?
- No.

444
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,543
Water?

445
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,432
- No water.
- We've got gas and electricity, though.

446
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,431
That's two out of three.
Art's calling his brother.

447
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:34,309
Oh, good news.
You're not gonna have to sleep with him.

448
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,732
Just a little dinner,
some dancing.

449
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:41,061
- How long do you think all that'll take?
- Two weeks.

450
00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:44,068
Really? That's all?
When do you think you could start?

451
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,241
Just as soon
as your check clears.

452
00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:49,320
Couldn't you at least hang the door?
I've got enough cash for that.

453
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:53,202
Haven't got the right materials.
Wood's rotten.

454
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,454
Won't hold a screw.

455
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,583
Which reminds me:

456
00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:01,711
I'm late for my next job.

457
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:05,051
If you know what I mean.

458
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,089
Yeah, I know what you mean.

459
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,982
In spite of
all the problems...

460
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,106
in spite of the prospect of indentured
servitude for the rest of my life...

461
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:26,611
in debt beyond my wildest dreams...
I love the house.

462
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,818
So do I.

463
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,618
And I love you.

464
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,451
Life is good.

465
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,038
Prostate trouble?

466
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,113
Well, that was fast.

467
00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:51,112
We have very weak trees.

468
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,660
Weak trees?

469
00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:59,244
I guess that's the door.

470
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:02,077
Hurry, don't let it ring again.

471
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,627
Wait!

472
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,333
- You Fielding?
- Right! You must be...

473
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,420
My brother Art recommended you.
I don't usually take jobs in this area.

474
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,928
- I'm glad you can make an exception.
- Let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay?

475
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,384
I'm sorry.
Where should we start?

476
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:20,596
- Well, you could offer me a drink.
- I don't know where my manners are.

477
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:24,775
Here it is, nearly 11:30.
You must be parched.

478
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:31,280
What? Wait a minute!
We haven't even talked about the plumbing yet!

479
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:34,280
And we're not going to,
not with your attitude!

480
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,907
Oh, saving the good scotch
for the company, are we?

481
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,988
No wonder you've been turned down
by every plumber in the valley.

482
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:41,575
- That's not true!
- Don't make it worse by lying.

483
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:44,958
I'm not lying!
I haven't tried everybody yet.

484
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,038
Please, you gotta help me!

485
00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,874
I don't know.

486
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,803
Write me a check quick,
before I come to my senses. Five grand.

487
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:56,177
- Five grand... Five thousand dollars?
- That's just a deposit.

488
00:36:56,256 --> 00:37:00,056
You didn't even...
Well, I'm not tryin' to tell you your business...

489
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,729
but you haven't even looked
at my pipes.

490
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:07,105
I looked at them three years ago.
You figure they've improved with age?

491
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,787
Prep school.

492
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:31,295
Yale.
Phi Beta Kappa.

493
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,963
Four years of law school,
law review.

494
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,388
- Are you all right?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

495
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,307
The secret is not to,
uh, look down.

496
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:48,563
- Oh, why did you say that?
- Look down? It's a secret.

497
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:51,019
- I was fine till you said that.
- I'm sorry.

498
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,150
You're doin' great.

499
00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:54,902
Just great.

500
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,535
If you don't mind...

501
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:05,743
I'm gonna share this bath with you
because I can't do this a second time.

502
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,953
I think that's a swell idea.

503
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:12,758
That way you can save your energy
for more worthwhile causes.

504
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,809
Would you get
the rest of the water, okay?

505
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:29,267
<i>Hi, this is Julia Child with a tip
on making crepes Suzette...</i>

506
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:32,853
<i>that marvelous ﬂaming dessert
that you do at the table.</i>

507
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:37,282
<i>You need a nice ﬂaming set-up.
I've got a heat source there.</i>

508
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,280
<i>There 3 an attractive pan.</i>

509
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:42,659
<i>In the pan I have a mixture
of sugar, butter...</i>

510
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,957
<i>... orange juice
and grated orange peel.</i>

511
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,376
<i>I'm taking a crepe...</i>

512
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,829
<i>and I'm bathing it
in this mixture.</i>

513
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:36,125
<i>and on goes some nice brandy.
Let it bubble up well...</i>

514
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,505
<i>and then dip it
into your ﬂames...</i>

515
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,711
Little problem in the kitchen.
Nothing trivial.

516
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,971
Well, the turkey's done.

517
00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:25,265
So is the kitchen.

518
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:28,344
Actually, it's a little overdone
for my taste.

519
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,929
Let's not go there again.

520
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,106
You don't want to
tell me what happened?

521
00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,899
No, I don't.

522
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:38,274
I just want to relax
in a nice lukewarm bath.

523
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,696
What about this?

524
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:43,776
I don't think
that can hurt us any more.

525
00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,199
What are you doing?

526
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,375
- Save yourself!
- What?

527
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,623
I'm a menace
to anything I touch.

528
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:39,752
The Surgeon General's warning
should be tattooed across my forehead.

529
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,584
"Walter Fielding is dangerous
to your health. Don't touch him."

530
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,465
Save yourself.

531
00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:47,593
I can't.
I've tried, but I love Walter Fielding.

532
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,424
- No...
- I can't give him up.

533
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,680
- No!
- I'm hopelessly addicted.

534
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:55,389
You must think of yourself!
I am sinking fast into the money pit...

535
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:58,645
and I don't want to drag you down with me.
Save yourself while there's still time.

536
00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:01,945
Walter, brighten up.
I hate seeing you like this.

537
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,365
I hate being like this.
I'm a disaster.

538
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,321
These are estimates from legitimate
contractors for repairs on the pit.

539
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:14,408
Those that will actually come out here
are so expensive, I can't talk about it.

540
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,709
Let's not talk about it.

541
00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:21,460
<i>I've just given our last $5,000 -
our last 5,000 borrowed dollars -</i>

542
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,337
to the Shirks.

543
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:27,421
- I don't mean to be questioning you...
- They were willing to take it!

544
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:31,053
The legitimate people wanted
four times as much just to say "hello."

545
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,555
So it's the Shirks.
That's not so bad.

546
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,183
Well, that's if they show up.

547
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,390
Just because they showed up
to collect the money...

548
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,896
is no guarantee that
they'll show up to do the work.

549
00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:44,570
And if they do,
I can't pay for it!

550
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,865
- I'm going to help you.
- Do you have a gun?

551
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:52,116
"Here lies Walter Fielding.
He bought a house, and it killed him."

552
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:54,197
If I could raise some more money,
would that help?

553
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,703
Depends on how
you're gonna raise the money.

554
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,127
- I think I know how.
- I know you know how.

555
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:03,207
Just stop!
I've got some things I can sell.

556
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:06,543
I don't wanna talk about money
or the house any more tonight.

557
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:09,505
Neither do I.
We could just skip town...

558
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,010
borrow some bus fare.
Or we could hitchhike!

559
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,468
Hit the open road!

560
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:19,314
Everything's gonna be just fine.
You'll see. Trust me.

561
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,981
How...?

562
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,276
- Don't you trust me?
- It's not that.

563
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,069
It's just that...

564
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:29,399
We'll think of somethin'.
Who cares?

565
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:08,980
- What's happening?
- Well, stay here. I'll find out.

566
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,043
Hi!
You must be Mr. Fielding.

567
00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:34,347
- Yeah. Yeah. Who...?
- I'm from Shirk Brothers.

568
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,550
Your number came up
in the drawing this morning.

569
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:40,557
- We work today!
- That's great...! Where is Brad?

570
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:45,437
- Oh, South of France, I think.
- Shouldn't he be here?

571
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:49,612
Brad is the executive plumber.
We do all the work.

572
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,736
We're just about to get started.
You're free to watch if you want.

573
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:56,661
Though I wouldn't recommend it.
Are there any living things in there?

574
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:59,615
Well, my girlfr...
My wife. What the hell.

575
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,950
Oh, I'd get her out.

576
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:05,537
Hold it, fellas. Just a second.
There's a woman inside there.

577
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,920
Hold it! Come on!

578
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:12,593
Hey, come on! Wait a minute, fellas,
there's a lady inside there.

579
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,215
Here! Here she...

580
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:16,927
Here you go.

581
00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,804
Okay? Are you all right?

582
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,806
- Yes, thank you.
- That's it.

583
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,308
- Is everything out?
- Yeah.

584
00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:28,185
- Okay. Have a nice day!
- Who are they?

585
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,484
- The plumbers.
- Are you sure?

586
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,279
No, and I don't care.
I'm just thrilled to see somebody actually working.

587
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,450
Mrs. Fielding,
don't worry about a thing!

588
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,289
Okay, guys, let's do it!

589
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:55,462
In our settlement you listed
the value of that painting at $100,000.

590
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,342
I'll sell it to you for 75.

591
00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,345
- That painting doesn't interest me.
- Yes, it does.

592
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,428
You love that painting.
That's the only reason I took it.

593
00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:07,391
All you want to talk about is money.
Let's talk about love and sex.

594
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,601
Forget love,
let's just talk about sex.

595
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,937
Max, I'm desperate.
I need money.

596
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:16,240
I need new plumbing. I need new appliances.
A new staircase, Max.

597
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,443
Stop, please! Too boring.

598
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:22,030
Plastering,
landscaping, painting.

599
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,332
- A roof.
- Too middle class. Stop.

600
00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:28,207
New floors, new tiles,
new fixtures in the bathroom.

601
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,880
Okay, okay, I'll buy it.
I'll give you the money.

602
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:34,755
- Only, please, God, stop!
- Thank you, Max.

603
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:40,637
- Sometimes you can be very sweet.
- I know.

604
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,513
How do I look in this?

605
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:46,641
Oh, beautiful!
You look beautiful in everything.

606
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,729
Hi!

607
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,946
Hi.

608
00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,614
- What happened?
- It was no picnic...

609
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:06,120
but those boys are work animals.
Well, everything looks pretty well under control.

610
00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:09,623
- It does?
- Well, not to the layman's eyes, of course.

611
00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:12,626
They completely ripped up
our house!

612
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,924
They sure as hell did,
didn't they?

613
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:19,630
They ripped the guts out of it!
They're work animals, I'm telling you!

614
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,464
Look at those holes, huh?

615
00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:25,597
Then you got your gravel piles,
your sand piles, your scrap piles.

616
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,474
- Animals!
- Animals...

617
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:31,308
Well, I like a good conversation
as well as anybody, but I gotta run.

618
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:33,643
Hasta pronto,
if you know what I mean.

619
00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:36,900
- You're leaving?
- Well, I ain't movin' in.

620
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,359
But we'll be back
when you get your permits.

621
00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,570
Permits? The permit man
was supposed to be here by 4:00.

622
00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:46,371
Oh, he was, but you or your wife
weren't here to meet him.

623
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,495
We weren't?
Anna's not here?

624
00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:50,747
No, no.
I would've noticed.

625
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:54,672
The permit man was pretty agitated.
Really steamed his clams.

626
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:59,969
Said he'd be back
when you grow udders and get milked.

627
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:02,547
- That's a long time.
- Yeah. Yeah...

628
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:06,555
Well, if he ever does come back,
you call me and we'll finish the job.

629
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,934
When I do get the permits,
how long will the job take?

630
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:13,357
- Two weeks.
- Two weeks? Two weeks?

631
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:17,562
You sound like a parakeet.
"Two weeks? Two weeks?"

632
00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:20,945
Well, uh, two weeks.
It's... It's amazing.

633
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:24,994
Amazing, nothing.
It'll be a regular miracle!

634
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,641
Hello?

635
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:50,060
Oh, hi there.

636
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:52,810
"Tone"?
My voice has no tone.

637
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:57,268
Because I'm standing in a pile of rubble
and we don't have the permits to un-rubble it.

638
00:48:57,351 --> 00:49:01,822
"Exaggerating"?
Honey, we're living in Swiss cheese with a door.

639
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:06,994
"Mozart"? Mozart is dead.
His troubles are over. Help me!

640
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,947
All right. I'm sorry.

641
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:14,251
You're right.
If you had to work, you had to work.

642
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:15,873
Oh, I love you too.

643
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:20,129
Where is the guy's number?
The permit man.

644
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:23,256
In the den, you think.
I will pick you up at the station.

645
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:26,009
Just give me a call
when you get there.

646
00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:42,150
"Shrapp"...?

647
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:59,498
Is Mr. Shrapp in?
Mr. Shrapp. Walter Fielding.

648
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,966
Hey, watch what you say
about my mother, now!

649
00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:05,386
Mr. Shrapp,
let's be adults about this.

650
00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:08,385
I'm... Look, I'm very sorry
I wasn't here this afternoon.

651
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:13,061
My wife was poisoned
and taken to the hospital.

652
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,939
Well, what would
cut any ice with you?

653
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:20,609
A bribe? Sure.
Can you be here in a half an hour?

654
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,525
All right.

655
00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:25,948
Cash? No problem.

656
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:30,660
Weasel. Cash.

657
00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:44,132
Help!

658
00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:57,020
Come on, everybody

659
00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:59,975
I said let's play a game

660
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,186
I bet ya
I can make a rhyme

661
00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:05,772
Out of anybody's name

662
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,856
Anna-Anna, bo-banna

663
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,945
Banana-fanna, fo-fanna
Fee-fi, mo-manna

664
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:13,904
Anna

665
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:15,865
Let's try Brad!

666
00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:17,950
Brad, Brad, bo-rad
Banana-fanna

667
00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,666
Walter Fielding!

668
00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:30,968
Hello... Hello!
Hello! I'm here!

669
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,890
Are you in there, Fielding?

670
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:38,012
Yeah! I'm here.

671
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:42,225
My chest is constricted.
I can't shout.

672
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,942
Okay, Fielding!

673
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:50,320
I can hear you in there
laughing at me.

674
00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:54,825
This is it, you duck fart!
I'm leaving, and I'm never coming back!

675
00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:59,500
- Ya hear me, Fielding?
- Yes, I hear you!

676
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:02,078
I'm tearing up your permit!

677
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:06,291
There! Nobody laughs
at Montgomery Shrapp!

678
00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,562
Good Lord!

679
00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:13,240
You testin' missiles here,
or what?

680
00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:16,444
- The house is gonna be great.
- Perfect.

681
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:45,222
Oh, my God!

682
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,101
Walter!

683
00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:54,699
Thank God it's you!
Thank God!

684
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:56,616
Walter?

685
00:53:56,692 --> 00:54:00,196
- Thank God you're here, honey!
- Is that you?

686
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,659
Is it me?
Ha! Is it me?

687
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:12,133
Anna, I've been here so long
I'm hallucinating.

688
00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:15,632
A while ago I thought
the Care Bears were here!

689
00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,054
Walter?

690
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:20,303
Farm animals,
or geese and chickens...

691
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:24,804
- Walter!
- Upstairs!

692
00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:27,140
Are you all right?

693
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,567
No, I'm not all right.
Not at all.

694
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,066
No!

695
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:37,446
- Where are you?
- I'm in the den.

696
00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:39,367
No, you're not.
I was just in there.

697
00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:43,073
I'm in the den. I swear it!
Please believe me.

698
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:46,375
Will you stop fooling around, Walter?
I'm tired.

699
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:48,327
I'm right here...

700
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:53,166
- Look, Walter, enough is enough.
- I'm right here!

701
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:59,346
- Where?
- In the floor, behind the chair.

702
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,936
Oh, laughing...

703
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:12,609
We're laughing...

704
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:17,068
- The permit man was here.
- Oh, that's good.

705
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,947
No, it's not.
Now tomorrow I've got to take off work...

706
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:24,030
drive to his office
and kiss his ass.

707
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:35,212
Well, thanks to that fall
we're now the same height.

708
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:38,385
Yeah, that's much better.

709
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:42,723
- So, why did rehearsal run so long?
- That was my fault.

710
00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:47,770
We got off to a late start because
I was haggling with Max over the painting.

711
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:50,724
How, exactly, would you
define "haggling"?

712
00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:54,401
- What do you mean by that?
- I thought that was my question.

713
00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:56,899
Are you jealous of Max?

714
00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:01,575
Jealous of Max?
Don't be silly.

715
00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:04,529
Just because he's rich, famous,
good-looking, brilliant...

716
00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:08,332
- I mean, what's he got that I haven't got?
- Walls.

717
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,160
I feel much better.

718
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,553
Good night, hon.

719
00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:32,018
Good night.

720
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,174
Get to work!

721
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,517
Four months.

722
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,069
Four months since I got those permits.
They're not even half done.

723
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,737
They said two weeks
for the whole job.

724
00:57:20,812 --> 00:57:23,065
You're telling me this
like I haven't been here.

725
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:27,073
We're going through a rough time.
Let's remember not to take it out on each other.

726
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,122
You're right.
You're right.

727
00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:33,417
You hear about that guy up in the Bronx,
went crazy, thought he was a pigeon?

728
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:36,120
They found him in the park
throwing bread crumbs at himself.

729
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,876
He was just putting in
a guest bathroom.

730
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:42,335
Okay. So let's be nice to each other.
We're all we've got.

731
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,592
Don't forget
to get the water.

732
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:48,094
Haven't I gotten the water
every morning for four months?

733
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:50,596
- Do I ever forget the water?
- Don't do this. Walter, Walter, Walter!

734
00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:52,428
I'm sorry.

735
00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:56,431
The bucket's in the hall.

736
00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:01,820
I know where the bucket is.
You don't have to tell me where the bucket is.

737
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,618
Stairs!

738
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:19,664
A staircase!
We have stairs!

739
00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:27,759
Oh, hello, Mr. Stairs.
I've missed you.

740
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:31,972
Anna? Anna, darling!

741
00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:35,771
- Did you get the water?
- We have stairs!

742
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:39,065
It's happening, honey.

743
00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,394
Everything's gonna be fixed.

744
00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,695
We have stairs!

745
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:48,192
- That's terrific.
- Everything's gonna be wonderful.

746
00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:49,276
Yes...

747
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,363
Sweetheart,
I could really use some water.

748
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,954
Yeah. Right away.

749
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,501
<i>- Say, Curly?
- Yo!</i>

750
00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,333
Could you send up
some water?

751
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:08,091
We're a little busy today, Walter,
tryin' to build a house.

752
00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,593
I'll get it myself.
I'll use my new stairs.

753
00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,549
That's my boy.

754
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:15,010
Tar bucket comin' down.

755
00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:23,064
- Morning, James.
- Morning!

756
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:25,487
- Alka-Seltzer.
- Just a minute.

757
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:29,692
- Any idea when you're going to be finished here?
- Two weeks.

758
00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:32,699
- That's what I thought.
- Alka-Seltzer. Here you go.

759
00:59:32,778 --> 00:59:36,658
Oh. You know you're almost out
of birth control pills?

760
00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,326
Thank you, James.

761
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,912
Walter. Walter!

762
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,839
The water! I know.
I'm getting it.

763
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,046
Hey Walter,
you want this room painted blue?

764
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,472
- Like in the hallway?
- Blue? No!

765
00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:55,892
That's all wood...
What do you mean, "like the hallway"?

766
00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:59,688
- The hallway. Blue, right?
- I want nothing blue. Nothing!

767
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:03,484
Oh, man.
Now I gotta go flush out my paint sprayer.

768
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,936
Oh, that's a bummer,
I know.

769
01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,819
- Have you seen Mr. Fielding?
- Fielding?

770
01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:12,276
- Yeah.
- Don't know any Fieldings around here.

771
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:15,533
- In Cincinnati...
- Walter?

772
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,331
Oh, Walter. Yeah!

773
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:21,785
He was supposed to bring me
a bucket of water.

774
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:25,088
- Bring you some water?
- Yeah. Do... No...

775
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,257
How's that?

776
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:28,925
It's a miracle.

777
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,342
Walter!

778
01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:40,767
I wanna ask you something.
You're a lawyer, right?

779
01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:41,597
Yeah.

780
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,934
Last year my father
was hit in the head by a golf ball.

781
01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:47,690
Oh, can I unplug...

782
01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:49,943
Now, he seemed okay...

783
01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:52,115
but last week
we were watching

784
01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:55,990
and I put on the Bob Hope
Desert Classic from Palm Springs.

785
01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,071
He goes friggin' nuts!

786
01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:00,032
My father, not Bob Hope.

787
01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:03,289
So he kicks in
the friggin' TV screen. Now...

788
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,345
I'd have to study it, but I'd say you got
a great case against Bob Hope.

789
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,967
Thanks, man.

790
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,315
That was not so bad.

791
01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:42,619
- Are you happy with that one?
- I am not unhappy with it.

792
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:46,915
It's the best that miserable symphony
has ever sounded.

793
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:50,540
You have my congratulations,
and you may go home!

794
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,580
But don't you want
to hear it back?

795
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,633
No, if there's something wrong
with it it's your fault...

796
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:59,086
and you will hang for it.

797
01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:02,885
- Do you have a cigarette?
- I'm sorry.

798
01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:14,814
- It was beautiful, Max.
- Better than Szell's version?

799
01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:18,818
I wondered why you did this.
I know you never liked it.

800
01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:20,524
Well?

801
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:24,035
- It was better.
- Thank you.

802
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:26,408
It's a pity that
son of a bitch isn't alive...

803
01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,617
because it would kill him
to hear that.

804
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,624
- Have you got a cigarette?
- You stopped smoking five years ago!

805
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:38,334
I started again two weeks ago.
Can I have the damn cigarette?

806
01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:40,339
Filters...

807
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:48,851
You seem a little tense.

808
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,521
Your shoulders are up
over your ears.

809
01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:55,100
- Are you all right?
- Don't I look all right?

810
01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:58,107
In a word, no.
The only good part of our divorce was...

811
01:04:58,186 --> 01:05:00,985
that it seemed
to make you happy.

812
01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:04,159
For you to be without me
and unhappy...

813
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:08,284
is such a waste.
You are making me sad.

814
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:11,450
Walter's in Philadelphia...

815
01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:15,788
and the idea of going back
to that house, alone...

816
01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,872
Oh, God.

817
01:05:18,373 --> 01:05:22,219
Why don't we have dinner
and a huge amount of alcohol?

818
01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:26,469
- I'm not dressed for a restaurant.
- My place.

819
01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:28,801
Our old place.

820
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,011
You can have a hot bath.

821
01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:35,850
We'll have a fire.
Hwang will make anything you want for dinner.

822
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,934
Duck l'orange.

823
01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:40,190
Twelve-year-old scotch.

824
01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,739
In clean glasses.

825
01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:46,569
- That can be arranged.
- I'm not going to bed with you.

826
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,200
I may not ask you.

827
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,312
Oh, my God.

828
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,389
Good morning.

829
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,521
- Oh, my God.
- What's wrong?

830
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,570
What happened?
What did we do?

831
01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:23,863
What have we done?
Oh, my God!

832
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,612
Calm down. You were a little looped.
You sang a few songs.

833
01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,160
- The Beatles?
- The entire catalogue.

834
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,454
- What else?
- You don't remember?

835
01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:34,499
- It was duck for dinner. Right?
- Followed by crepe Suzettes.

836
01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:37,327
- I don't remember the crepe Suzettes.
- You don't remember the piano?

837
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,003
- No.
- Under the piano?

838
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:42,332
- I don't wanna hear any more.
- It was incredible. Better than Zurich.

839
01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:44,042
- Zurich?
- The police came.

840
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,048
- No!
- You don't remember any of this?

841
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,549
MY Shoe!

842
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,384
Not my shoe!

843
01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:51,558
Last night you were
the animal I remember.

844
01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,180
- I don't need shoes!
- Come back to me...

845
01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:55,512
and the police will come every night.
I love you.

846
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:57,438
This is a nightmare.

847
01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:01,235
Last night you said you loved me,
that we would be together the rest of our lives.

848
01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:03,186
I wasn't drunk,
I was insane!

849
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,692
- When are you going to tell Walter?
- Never!

850
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,901
You're just going to walk out
on him without saying anything?

851
01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:12,829
I am not walking out on him.
I am in love with him. Not you, him.

852
01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:16,158
No, this whole wonderful realization
has confused you.

853
01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:19,085
Talk this over with Walter,
and you'll see.

854
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,504
- Lying.
- What?

855
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,923
I'm going to have to do
a lot of lying.

856
01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:27,252
- No. Tell him the truth.
- I'll lose him.

857
01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:30,175
Hey, take a chance.

858
01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:52,744
You'd better let me off here.
I don't think you can make it up the driveway.

859
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,993
- They testin' missiles here?
- That's right, buddy, we are.

860
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,040
And it's very hush-hush.
Top secret.

861
01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:01,120
So forget you were up here
and forget you saw any of this.

862
01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:03,671
And forget about a tip.

863
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:08,502
Ah, home, crap home.

864
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:15,259
I still can't get used to the idea of
having hot water whenever we want it.

865
01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:18,436
Yeah. Yeah...

866
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:21,981
- So, what'd you do last night?
- Oh, nothing much.

867
01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:25,151
- Where'd you eat?
- What?

868
01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:29,356
- Last night. Where did you eat?
- Oh, the Four Seasons.

869
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,113
Well, I'm glad it wasn't
anything special.

870
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:34,193
Actually,
it was a little special.

871
01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:36,746
We had just done probably
the finest performance...

872
01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:39,665
of Haydn's
Surprise Symphony ever.

873
01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:43,166
Really?
Uh, please tell me you didn't pay.

874
01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:45,246
I didn't.

875
01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:47,583
Max took us.

876
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,003
- Well, that must have been some performance.
- It was.

877
01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:54,510
It's never been my favourite
piece of music, but we really did it well.

878
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:56,966
How was Max?

879
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,848
Fine!

880
01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:03,352
I mean, he was very pleased
with himself.

881
01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:05,183
He asked after you.

882
01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:07,860
Oh, that's very nice.

883
01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:10,438
Did you sleep with him?

884
01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,148
I hope you don't mind.

885
01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:16,031
Of course, we can't go back
to the Four Seasons again.

886
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,747
Did you?

887
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:21,824
Walter!

888
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:23,581
Did you?

889
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:25,874
Are you serious?

890
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:29,875
Well, I know you weren't here last night
because I called.

891
01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,959
And, uh, guess what.

892
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:34,216
I don't know.
You tell me.

893
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,973
No answer.

894
01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:43,806
Walter, do you want to tell me
what you're saying?

895
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:46,186
I'm not saying anything.

896
01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:49,485
Actually, what I'm saying is...

897
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:52,279
that I would hope that if
there was something for you to tell me...

898
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:55,108
for example, that you'd
spent last night with Max...

899
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,784
that you would tell me...

900
01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:59,954
That it would be okay
for you to tell me.

901
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,999
You're just going
to have to trust me.

902
01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:06,661
Oh, I trust you.

903
01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:10,749
I do trust you. I just want you
to tell me the truth.

904
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,844
Well, I did.

905
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:17,923
Well, then, that's the end of it.

906
01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:32,362
- You would tell me, wouldn't you?
- Walter...

907
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:36,613
I just want you to be honest with me.
I can take anything except lies.

908
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:40,369
People slip up.
Christ, I understand that.

909
01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:41,913
It happens all the time.

910
01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:45,208
I mean, I'm not some meat head
chauvinist provincial.

911
01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:48,711
- Is that all?
- No. No. I'm jealous.

912
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,788
I'm very jealous of Max.

913
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,751
I'm not crazy about the idea
of you sleeping with him...

914
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:57,883
but if you did it and didn't tell me,
that would really bother me.

915
01:10:57,962 --> 01:11:00,841
Without changing my plea,
I would like to know why.

916
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,176
Because it underestimates me.

917
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:07,014
Not telling me assumes I'm incapable
of understanding why you did it.

918
01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:11,021
Not that you did it.
Had you done it.

919
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,602
Did you?

920
01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:16,315
You want me to tell you the truth,
no matter how much it hurts.

921
01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:19,697
If we can't be honest with each other,
what else have we got?

922
01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:22,620
And you'll believe in me?
You'll understand?

923
01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:25,289
Of course I will.
I love you.

924
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:31,121
I love you too, but I did not sleep
with Max last night.

925
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:32,672
No?

926
01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:36,088
Can we knock this off
and go to sleep?

927
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:40,138
I love you.

928
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,434
Walter?

929
01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,767
- Walter!
- Walter?

930
01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:53,977
- Are you awake?
- Yeah!

931
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:55,983
Yeah, I'm awake.
What is it?

932
01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,939
I have to talk to you.

933
01:11:58,022 --> 01:12:01,276
Oh, I can't believe
I'm gonna do this. It's so stupid.

934
01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:04,238
What is it?
What's the matter?

935
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,948
I lied to you about Max.

936
01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:10,376
Apparently I went
to his apartment, I got drunk...

937
01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:13,625
I guess I sang
a few songs...

938
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:17,629
and apparently I, um...
slept with him.

939
01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:20,177
I know I shouldn't be
telling you this.

940
01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:23,006
No. No.
It's okay.

941
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:27,511
It's only proved to me
how much I love you.

942
01:12:28,302 --> 01:12:31,727
Oh, that sounds stupid too,
but it's true.

943
01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:33,558
I love you, Walter.
I love you.

944
01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:37,737
I love you.
It's okay. Everything's okay.

945
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:40,816
You won't hold it against me?
You can forgive me?

946
01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:42,320
Sure.

947
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:45,119
Can we talk about this in the morning?
I'm so tired.

948
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:49,165
Do we have to talk about it?
Can't we just put this behind us?

949
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,913
Yeah.

950
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,170
- I love you.
- I love you.

951
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,051
You whore!

952
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:11,764
I leave town for 5 minutes, you can't
wait to leap into the sack with old Max!

953
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,770
- You... bastard!
- That's right!

954
01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,271
- Laying it off on me!
- You hypocrite!

955
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,603
- I'm not the one screwing around!
- "Just be honest with me."

956
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:23,408
- How long has this been going on?
- You chauvinist meat head!

957
01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:29,786
I'm not telling you anything!
Now or ever again!

958
01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:33,539
Oh, this is perfect!
Guess who suddenly turns into the injured party!

959
01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:35,620
- Where do you think you're going?
- Someplace where you're not!

960
01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:38,252
Well, then, you stay here,
because I'm leaving!

961
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,504
Fine! Get out!

962
01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:42,711
I never want
to see you again!

963
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,180
The plasterer came?

964
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,878
Hey, what the...?

965
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:19,581
What happened?
Your old lady kick you out?

966
01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:23,464
I do not wish to discuss
my domestic difficulties with you, Leo.

967
01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:26,341
That's okay.
I figure she threw his ass out.

968
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,923
No, she did not
throw my ass out!

969
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:32,510
No, you had your chance, man.
This is between me and Duke.

970
01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:36,848
I'm not payin' you guys to stand around.
You wanna get to work?

971
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,525
We can't do nothin'
till the plumbin' inspector gets here.

972
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,898
There's no plumbing
in that wall.

973
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,653
No?

974
01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:45,982
We can take off and you can
call us when he gets here.

975
01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:49,990
Just stay where you are.
I fell for that one before.

976
01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:00,042
You're up bright and early.

977
01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,590
I didn't sleep very well.

978
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,714
You look great.
Got a date?

979
01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:08,342
Yes, with the Marine Corps Band.
I'm starting with the brass...

980
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,264
and I'm working my way
to the drum section.

981
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,762
- Don't you think we should talk?
- This is not the time.

982
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,685
I'm mad,
and I'm getting madder.

983
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,058
Oh, you're mad!
What do you think I am?

984
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:18,811
- I think you're a jerk.
- I know that.

985
01:15:18,889 --> 01:15:23,269
- I didn't realize how big a jerk I was until last night.
- Neither did I.

986
01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,404
Let's just pack it in, then.

987
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,732
- Let's just finish this thing right here and now!
- Fine.

988
01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:31,069
I'll pack a bag for you
and send the rest later!

989
01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:34,326
- You expect me to move out?
- You shouldn't have any trouble finding a bed.

990
01:15:34,405 --> 01:15:37,158
- I got a bed, lady.
- Get the hell outta here! This is private!

991
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:40,745
What makes you think you can
just throw me out of my own house?

992
01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:43,251
- You're the one who's moving!
- I have worked and slaved...

993
01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:47,005
suffered and put myself
in hock up to my eyes...

994
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:49,587
and you want me to move out
because you've got the hots for Max?

995
01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,638
No way! You hear me?
No way!

996
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:56,686
I have worked and slaved and suffered for
this house every bit as much as you have!

997
01:15:56,761 --> 01:15:59,605
Actually more, because
I had to put up with you!

998
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,684
This is ridiculous!
You don't even like this house!

999
01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:04,519
I love this house!

1000
01:16:04,602 --> 01:16:07,105
You've done nothing but complain
about it since we got here!

1001
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,440
I did one other thing:

1002
01:16:08,522 --> 01:16:11,275
I sunk every nickel
I had in the world in this house!

1003
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,702
And you'll get it all back!
I told you that!

1004
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,746
Me and everyone
you've ever met!

1005
01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,415
<i>"I'll</i> pay you back"
will be written on your gravestone!

1006
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,664
I wouldn't give lectures
on the value of promises!

1007
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:22,871
Your word didn't do too well
on this last outing!

1008
01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:24,796
Yours is fine!

1009
01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:28,422
It's certainly a lot better
than your check!

1010
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,889
I'll get you your money back!

1011
01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:38,595
I don't want the money!
This is my house, and I'm not moving!

1012
01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:40,725
It's a big house!
We'll divide it up!

1013
01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:43,979
You stay in your half,
I'll stay in mine!

1014
01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:49,446
That is such a dumb idea.

1015
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:52,321
Sometimes it amazes me
you ever passed the bar.

1016
01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:55,949
I'm sure it does.
You've never passed a bar in your life.

1017
01:16:57,238 --> 01:17:00,037
You are so much less attractive
when I'm sober.

1018
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:03,996
- Thank goodness it's not that often.
- All right, that's it!

1019
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:08,083
I've had it with you, the house,
Max, the orchestra and everything!

1020
01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:10,213
How long will it take
to put this place together?

1021
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,386
Two weeks.

1022
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:18,806
Okay, we'll stick it out
until the house is finished.

1023
01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:20,886
Then we'll sell it,
get our money back...

1024
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:23,268
and get the hell away
from each other!

1025
01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:25,020
Fine.

1026
01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:29,403
Get back to work!

1027
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:54,609
- What are you doing here?
- You missed a rehearsal.

1028
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:58,033
- That's right.
- Did you tell Walter what happened between us?

1029
01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:00,782
- Yes.
- And what did he say?

1030
01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:04,661
Walter and I are through.
I hate us both.

1031
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,038
You'll get over it.
You'll come back to me.

1032
01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,494
No.

1033
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:11,080
I'm just going away someplace.

1034
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:13,882
You can't go anywhere.
We have performances.

1035
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:17,508
You don't understand.
I have to get away from here.

1036
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:21,432
- From both of you.
- You are leaving the symphony?

1037
01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:24,681
What have I done?

1038
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:29,015
Oh, it wasn't your fault.
It was my fault. I was weak.

1039
01:19:30,224 --> 01:19:32,272
No, you weren't.

1040
01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:35,567
- What?
- I made it up.

1041
01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,698
You made what up, Max?

1042
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,118
You slept in the bedroom.
I slept in the living room.

1043
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:45,289
- Sex would have been a miracle.
- Oh, Max!

1044
01:19:45,364 --> 01:19:49,119
I wanted you back, and I truly thought
I could make you happy this time.

1045
01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:54,961
- Oh, Max.
- Tell Walter the truth.

1046
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,918
No.

1047
01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:59,675
He couldn't forgive me,
and I can't forgive him for that.

1048
01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:03,348
He's lost a wonderful woman,
and I know what that's like.

1049
01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:06,678
I've lost many.
You must hate me.

1050
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,307
No.

1051
01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:11,687
I used to hate you.
Now I hate Walter.

1052
01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:14,609
Lucky guy.

1053
01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:20,695
- Walter!
- Well, this is an unexpected revulsion.

1054
01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:22,902
Are you hot?
Can I take your life?

1055
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:26,489
I can see that my presence here
could be construed as in poor taste.

1056
01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,951
- No!
- Do you realize what you've done?

1057
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:34,380
You've taken a woman who loves you,
one of the great women on the face of this Earth...

1058
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:37,584
and thrown her away.
I've lost her too.

1059
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:40,385
But I'll get over it
because I am shallow and self-centered.

1060
01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:44,432
But you, you won't
because you are complex.

1061
01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:48,227
You will suffer terrible anguish
for the rest of your life.

1062
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:52,807
This is turning out to be
a pretty good day.

1063
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:54,767
Good day.

1064
01:20:56,018 --> 01:20:58,692
Smooth strokes.

1065
01:20:58,771 --> 01:21:01,024
Up and down.

1066
01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:04,235
Paint, don't tickle.

1067
01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:06,491
And don't smoke.

1068
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:57,209
Well, folks, I guess this is
hasta "so-long-a."

1069
01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:00,215
You know, just between us,
there were a couple of times...

1070
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:03,464
when I didn't think we'd ever be able
to put this baby back up.

1071
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:05,171
But it, uh, it turned out.

1072
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,848
- It's beautiful, Curly.
- It is, really.

1073
01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:10,051
- Much better than I imagined.
- Oh, thank you.

1074
01:22:10,134 --> 01:22:12,557
Thank you.
That's very nice of you.

1075
01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:16,015
One more job, though.
Here's your key.

1076
01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,192
It's the only one I've got.
Who wants it?

1077
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:28,490
Well, I'll just put it
on the bannister here.

1078
01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:31,572
You'll have no trouble selling this place,
that's for sure.

1079
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:34,625
Shirk Brothers'll give you
a million for it tomorrow.

1080
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:35,917
Great.

1081
01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:38,246
No, this wasn't an easy one...

1082
01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:41,332
but the foundation was good,
I'll say that.

1083
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,636
And if that's okay,
then everything else can be fixed.

1084
01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:50,175
Well, goodbye, folks.
Good luck.

1085
01:23:15,949 --> 01:23:17,792
Well, this is it.

1086
01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:20,212
Are you going
to spend the night here?

1087
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,591
No. You?

1088
01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,711
I'm already packed.

1089
01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:32,015
I'd better get packed myself.

1090
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:35,269
<i>I'll</i> get my bags-

1091
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:44,982
Walter...

1092
01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:51,577
- Walter...
- This step. This was our step.

1093
01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:54,656
This is
where it all started to...

1094
01:23:55,197 --> 01:23:57,620
turn to crap.

1095
01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:02,713
Too late to put it
back together, isn't it?

1096
01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:13,428
You slept with Max,
and I don't care.

1097
01:24:15,092 --> 01:24:16,844
What?

1098
01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:19,020
I don't care.

1099
01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:23,021
Well, I care, but not enough
for us to be apart.

1100
01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:26,691
Really?

1101
01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:29,398
Really.
I'm glad you slept with him...

1102
01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:31,404
because now I know
how much I really love you.

1103
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:35,363
You sleeping with Max was the best thing
that could've happened to us.

1104
01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:37,998
I didn't sleep with him.

1105
01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:41,076
Thank God.

1106
01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:12,149
Over here!

1107
01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:15,782
Always a bridesmaid,
never a bride.

1108
01:25:35,881 --> 01:25:38,885
That's it. One more!
One more! Hold it!

1109
01:25:41,178 --> 01:25:42,054
Hold it.

1110
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:02,454
It's a very nice house,
and the price is reasonable.

1111
01:26:03,325 --> 01:26:05,874
Reasonable? It's a steal.

1112
01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:09,047
Oh, honey!
It's so beautiful.

1113
01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:10,965
You buy or not?

1114
01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:13,043
We're buying.

1115
01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:16,471
You can count it if you like,
but you'll find it's all there.

1116
01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,762
Carlos, come on!

1117
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:23,228
We haven't got all day!
Let's go!

1118
01:26:25,055 --> 01:26:26,807
Mein wife.

1119
01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:28,813
Auf wiedersehen...

1120
01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:30,439
Hasta la vista.

1121
01:26:31,892 --> 01:28:30,439
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